Friday, April 17, 2009

Bear Back and Pussy Galore

When they're not busy fighting off enemies or searching for a new home, those Battlestar Galactica heroes take the time to bring your attention to some very important issues. And when they speak, it's best to frakkin listen!

Cylon Model Six says: Your cats depend on you. Play with them. Never leave them...unattended; make sure they have a cozy spot...and be sure to show them love and affection everyday.


You heard the cylon!

Have you played with your pussy, lately?

Have you given that pussy good company?

Show that pussy some love and affection! Play with it! Caress it! Feed it! Show that pussy a good time!

Lee Apollo Adama says: Bears suffer and die for the Queen's Guards' caps. Support the campaign to end this cruelty.


You heard the man! Keep the bear back in Canada!

A lot of people have been affected by this issue.



Yogi Bear: The Ranger done took my Boo Boo! Bring my Boo Boo back!






Save the black bear!

The only muffs that ought to be wrapped around the heads of the Queen's Guards are of the human variety.

Any volunteers?

7 comments:

  1. Sage advice Mr E , you should always take good care of your pussy

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  2. I always take good care of mine, but it hasn't been getting any attention these days...

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  3. Beast, A cherished pussy is a happy pussy.

    Ponita, Pussies are very mysterious creatures. When you least expect it, they'll be making friends and bring home all sorts of surprises.

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  4. If I shared my muff with the guard his upper lip wouldn't be the only stiff thing on him. Mind you, my bits are more bare than bear.

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  5. Are you still grooming your pussy Mr E ???

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  6. Have you met up with a bear?

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  7. Snooze, I'm sure the guard will gladly provide excellent service!

    Beast and MJ, Surprisingly, I've had a busy weekend that involves both!

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