Monday, February 11, 2008

Stalkeriffic Love Songs

Can't decide what music to use to set the mood for the big night? Erosden presents some the best songs to send your message of love. Nothing signals passion like a love song full of obsession.

1. Every Breath You Take by The Police

" Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you"

What better way to tell that special someone that you've got your eyes on them, no matter where they are or what they do?

2. I Want To Come Over by Melissa Etheridge

" I know you're home
You left your light on
You know I'm here
The night is thin

I know you're alone
I watched the car leave
Your lover is gone
Let me in

Open your back door
I just need to touch you once more

I want to come over
To hell with the consequence
You told me you loved me
Thats all I believe
I want to come over
Its a need I cant explain
To see you again
I want to come over"

It's not love unless you're willing to break the law!

3. Possession by Sarah McLachlan

" Into this night I wander
It’s morning that I dread
Another day of knowing of
The path I fear to tread
Oh into the sea of waking dreams
I follow without pride
Nothing stands between us here
And I won’t be denied

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
And after I’d wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear "

Isn't it romantic, to tell your loved one that you'll stalk them all night, then hold them down and kiss them til they pass out?

4. I Will Follow Him by Little Peggy March

"I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be,
For nothing can keep me away, He is my destiny.

I will follow Him, ever since He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love."

What better way to let them know that nothing will stand in the way of your stalking, umm, following them? Thanks to the Sister Act movies, now you can dress up as nuns and live out your sinful fantasies...oh, the agony and the ecstasy!

5. F*ck You Like An Animal by Nine Inch Nails

"I want to f*ck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f*ck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god"

Having trouble expressing what you really feel? Then let this little ditty from NIN set the mood for your romantic get together.

6. As Long As You Love Me by the Backstreet Boys

"I dont care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me"

The perfect song to express your love to a new romantic interest...or the latest stranger or whore with whom you're going to spend the evening.


  1. Ha ha ha

    I love how the guy in the back is just sitting there playing his game seemingly completely unaware of what goes on behind him

  2. The one at the front: Why does he have someone else's mouth? It's too big for his face.

    Ha! Great find.

  3. CP: I think that dude in the back is probably used to these two idiots acting the fool--he's tuned them out...probably will blog later about how he lives with these two jokers and how these BSB lovers need to come out of the closet all ready.

    IDV: Those overachieving Asians! Always trying to outdo everyone else! When he's ready to come out of the closet, he'll realize just how lucky he is to open his mouth that wide--and so will anyone else he encounters.

    It is a hilarious video, though, much better than the original.