Disney Princesas

Recently, I saw the Spanish movie Princesas (2005). It's an interesting movie about the lives of two prostitutes in Spain. This movie made me think, at what point does a little princess grow up to become a prostitute? Erosden starts an investigation.

Many people have grown up watching Disney movies that bring princess stories to life. Everyone lives happily ever after in these stories, don't they? And on some level, we all like to relate. But don't be fooled by the message that love conquers all! Beware, these fairy tales are full of adult content! Let's look at these Disney Princesas closer and discover what hidden messages they are sending us.

Erosden exposes the truth behind the glitter, the magic, and the music.



Cinderella: Men like a woman who can dance in clear heels. Which means every stripper is just trying to find her Prince Charming!



Snow White: It's okay to shack up with 7 strange men; it's good practice, learning skills you can use when you find your true love.




The Little Mermaid: It's perfectly acceptable for a 16 year old girl to run off and hook up with a complete foreigner, in a strange land and expect a happy ending . Such thinking comes naturally to one who grew up in a home full of dildos.



Sleeping Beauty: You can make out with a complete stranger with no worries...so long as you've got bitchy fairies looking out for you.



The list goes on and on, but I think I've made my point with these four princesses so far. Which now begs the question: Which Disney princess are you?