Sunday, February 3, 2008

Disney Princesas

Recently, I saw the Spanish movie Princesas (2005). It's an interesting movie about the lives of two prostitutes in Spain. This movie made me think, at what point does a little princess grow up to become a prostitute? Erosden starts an investigation.

Many people have grown up watching Disney movies that bring princess stories to life. Everyone lives happily ever after in these stories, don't they? And on some level, we all like to relate. But don't be fooled by the message that love conquers all! Beware, these fairy tales are full of adult content! Let's look at these Disney Princesas closer and discover what hidden messages they are sending us.

Erosden exposes the truth behind the glitter, the magic, and the music.

Cinderella: Men like a woman who can dance in clear heels. Which means every stripper is just trying to find her Prince Charming!

Snow White: It's okay to shack up with 7 strange men; it's good practice, learning skills you can use when you find your true love.

The Little Mermaid: It's perfectly acceptable for a 16 year old girl to run off and hook up with a complete foreigner, in a strange land and expect a happy ending . Such thinking comes naturally to one who grew up in a home full of dildos.

Sleeping Beauty: You can make out with a complete stranger with no long as you've got bitchy fairies looking out for you.

The list goes on and on, but I think I've made my point with these four princesses so far. Which now begs the question: Which Disney princess are you?


  1. YAY! FIRST!

    Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
    You scored as a Peter Pan
    Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan 81%

    Take the test:-

  2. I don't need to be a princess as i'm gorgeous already lol

  3. Tatas: You are a queen!

    I took the quiz, and it seems I'm also Peter Pan!

  4. I wonder who Tinkerbell will be?

  5. I don't have to take the test.

    I know I'm Sleeping Beauty because I have "bitchy fairies looking out for me."...IVD and CyberSlut.

  6. Tatas: I think MJ may have given us some clues...

    MJ: After you last post about raising babies, I was almost positive you could be Maleficent; though, your lawn collection of short men could mean you're Snow White...

  7. I just think the "BITCH" should go back to sleep.

  8. Tatas: Perhaps she'll come across a spinning wheel and prick herself to sleep.

  9. I think she's found her pricks in her "bitchy fairies"


  10. Tatas, by the looks of MJ's latest post, she wants even more!
    I hope she wears thimble for protection ;)

  11. What is this? Some kind of comedy team you two have going?

  12. It's a threesome, um make that trio with you, MJ! ;)