Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Disney Princesas--Dreams really do come true

Animated film princesses offer life lessons to help make dreams come true:




Belle: Smart girls can learn to love a Wookie--especially if they're rich and have servants. Sci fi geeks everywhere have hope. Be kind to to nerds, one of them could be the next Bill Gates.



Mulan: It doesn't matter if you're a cross dressing tomboy in the army; a good man is going to love your hard riding skills and the beautiful Asian flower underneath the armor. Don't worry if you don't have tiny feet; just show off your talents at working that pole.



Pocahontas: You don't need to speak his language to get your message across...so long as you're fluent in body language--paraphrasing Ursula, of course. And if you work that body language just right, you'll get that man with the big gun to plant his flag deep in your territory.



Jasmine: Don't be too quick to write off those street urchins. That delinquent who plays with his monkey could have a cool ride, and if let him rub his lamp for you, he'll can show you a whole new world...of pleasure.

16 comments:

  1. YAY! FIRST! AGAIN! lol

    Oh how we love our Disney movies. Out of that lot I think Mulan would have to win with her little bug, and the dragon is hilarious (Eddie Murphy)

    Still can't beat Shrek though, 1, 2 and the 3rd.

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  2. Mulan is a great Disney story. Shrek is hilarious. Oddly enough, I've yet to see the 3rd one! I'm very behind when it comes to movies.

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  3. I bought myself Shrek the 3rd for Xmas, You'll see why I like it so much, there's a lot of visual comedy too.

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  4. I'm putting it down on the list of movies to see :)

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  5. Awesome, i hope you enjoy it.

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  6. Princesses? Pah!

    * transforms into a massive dragon, incinerates the stupid girls then returns to 'human' form and bewitches the princes *

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  7. Did you seduce them with your octopus or cakes? ;)

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  8. So you're acting like a gentleman and being discreet?

    Or does the court settlement forbid you from revealing any incriminating details?

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  9. I'm Cruella de Ville or Cinderella

    hmmmm

    Love your descriptions - society makes so much sense again

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  10. CP, I see that you identify with the most fashionable of the Disney characters...no surprise there! ;) Chic fur coats and fabulous shoes! All eyes are on you!

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  11. Does that mean I get my own half hour on MTV?

    *GASP!*

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  12. Quite possibly, CP. Though, you may have to audition on the casting couch...and make MTV believe that you're an alcoholic, mildly retarded idiot, prone to having sex with strangers on camera...

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  13. That wouldn't be too much of a stretch would it?

    Well, as long as there is no rap music in sight

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  14. I'm sure they can accommodate. You may even end up on those MTV reality competitions where you and the other contestants end up playing games in your undies...

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