And why is the Hulk mad?! Because someone gave him the Mega Clap!
(Probably that whore, the Human Torch, whose mouth earned him the title "Hothead").
Let's hope the Hulk gets some Mega Azithromycin.
Maybe now, he'll learn to use a rubber next time...
Just Halle Berry in her Cat suit will do me thx Eros.
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I nearly forgot. YAY! FIRST! SENCOND! lol
ReplyDeleteWow, they still sell those rubber stretch toys? I remember way back in the 80s when there was a Hulk Hogan toy you could stretch. Played it with my friends and it was a deadly weapon if someone let go of the arm or foot they were holding. Good times. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've only heard of the regular "clap", but I supposed mega claps are the bad things that happen to careless super heroes.
Poor Mr Fantastic - Being unceremoniously stretched around Hulk's, um... Hulk.
ReplyDeleteYikes mega clap?
ReplyDeleteThat's probably not easy to get rid off.
That's why he is green?
I thought it was because he was envious of Mr Fantastics flexibility
Look at that pic of Mr. Stretch being pulled...the incredibly long arms and legs on him.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he look like IVD?
Tatas, you and me both! Surprisingly enough, there were no Catwoman action figures in the toy dept. Come to think of it, I didn't see a lot of female comic action figures...
ReplyDeleteTara, we used to play with the stretchy Hulk Hogan, too! After a while, he got too stretched out and he never looked the same with his droopy, uneven arms. We tried to surgery, but failed; as per stretchy Hulk Hogan's request, we cremated his remains--well, it was kind of fun to melt him in the flames...
IDV, as a superhero, Mr Fantastic is always willing to lend a helping hand...
CP, so long as the Hulk takes his antibiotics and refrain from adult recreation/procreation activities, he should be fine. Incidentally, he should also be contacting his partners to get tested.
MJ, quite possibly; does IDV enjoy having his limb pulled?
Oh absolutely.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you think IVD's arms and legs are stretched dramatically out of proportion, you should see his rectum!
I just can't imagine ever being drunk enough to sleep with a raging green man, much less give him the clap.
ReplyDeleteMJ, what a gripping revelation! Of course, a gentleman never asks...
ReplyDeleteSnooze, Betty Ross likes 'em big, mean, and with green veins popping!
He'd better get the rock guy from Fantastic 4 on the phone asap
ReplyDeleteCP, I think the Thing should've figured out by now that those bumps on this skin require some serious antibiotic treatment...
ReplyDeletePoor guy being called The Thing. That is so unkool.
ReplyDeleteLike he was an after thought, oh what should we call that thing overthere?
Somehow Mr. Fantastic won on all counts.
IDV, perhaps explorers should be warned of that possibility in the event of chance encounters.
ReplyDeleteCP, the Thing has bagged his share of hotties, including a blind chick with a thing for rock hard men.
I can't let this pass. Must. Comment.
ReplyDeleteI have a thing for rock hard men ;0)
You probably like to see them with your hands like you're reading in braille.
ReplyDeleteAnother blogger accused Hulk of having "rhoid rage". I suppose the gamma-rays counteract any soothing effects of Preperation H.
ReplyDelete"Hulk ass hurt! Hulk smash!"
Dmarks, if the Hulk doesn't lay off the steroids, he'll start lookin like the She Hulk--big bust and no balls! The Hulk also needs to eat more fiber to reduce his episodes of hemorrhoid irritation!
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