I was in the mood for some buttered crackers dipped in sweet hot tea. I had the tea and butter, but no crackers. So off to the store I went. I was going to buy my usual plain saltines, but I got curious about the varieties present in the store.
I stood in front of the crackers aisle, trying to decide which type of crackers to buy. I picked up a box of an intriguing flavor and started reading the ingredients and nutritional information.
Suddenly, a hand reached for a box of crackers in front of me, and a woman's voice from behind me said, "I'm just going to give you a reach around."
I couldn't resist replying, "That's the best offer I've had all week!"
She blushed and laughed out loud and said, "I just wanted to get my hands on some crackers."
So I said, "You can call it whatever you want. You're welcome to it!"
We both left the crackers aisle laughing.
