tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post5138768455019500909..comments2024-03-23T04:43:21.740-05:00Comments on Eros Den: Oh, Canadaeroswingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-7538840465185074652010-02-01T23:54:21.229-06:002010-02-01T23:54:21.229-06:00CP, How dare that giraffe steal your Popsicle! Al...<b>CP</b>, How dare that giraffe steal your Popsicle! Although, it does make for a fascinating story. Well, now you know you don't have to travel out of the country to see the fun polar bears; perhaps you'll find a weekend or a holiday free to go visit them. Just eat your Popsicle before you get near those thieving giraffes!<br /><br /><b>Mutley</b>, That would be the just north of us; Canada is the nice backyard of America. They just don't know it yet.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-81378812630003028092010-02-01T15:56:32.978-06:002010-02-01T15:56:32.978-06:00Which bit of America is canada?Which bit of America is canada?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-78554111614061681342010-02-01T15:43:45.815-06:002010-02-01T15:43:45.815-06:00You are kidding! I had no idea we had those. I hav...You are kidding! I had no idea we had those. I have even visited that park. The giraff ate my Popsicle there!!!<br /><br />Who'd have thought the Chinese would teach someone/thing that it's better than others. I thought they were Communists the whole lot.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-20055175488502167892010-02-01T14:16:07.328-06:002010-02-01T14:16:07.328-06:00CP, There sure are polar bears in Greenland!
The ...<b>CP</b>, There sure are polar bears in <a href="http://www.greenland.com/content/english/tourist/nature_climate/fauna_of_greenland/the_polar_bear" rel="nofollow">Greenland</a>!<br /><br />The first polar bears I saw were in a Chicago Zoo! They were former circus polar bears. They were very playful, teasing the crowd. They faked running towards the pool and everyone thought they'd jump in the water, but they stopped at the last minute. It was funny, esp. since they did it like three times before they just stood up and sort of waved, then left for lunch!<br /><br />I'm not surprised those panda bears seem stuck up--I blame the Chinese for treating those pandas like they're all that and a bag of chips!<br /><br /><br />P.S. The <a href="http://www.aalborgzoo.dk/isbjoerneanlaeg" rel="nofollow">Aalborg Zoo</a> in Denmark has world famous polar bears!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-67561497295938185412010-02-01T11:02:47.036-06:002010-02-01T11:02:47.036-06:00Are there polar bears in Greenland? I hope so.
Th...Are there polar bears in Greenland? I hope so.<br /><br />They are gorgeous. I saw my first real life polar bear in San Diego this summer. It was amazing, it beat even the Panda bears. They are really stuck up.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-58652969582114291352010-02-01T10:08:21.965-06:002010-02-01T10:08:21.965-06:00That's good to know.
*Adds large fans in th...That's good to know. <br /><br />*Adds large fans in the plans for invading the UK*<br /><br />Welcome, <b>Roberta Swipe</b>!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-54766915674117334832010-02-01T08:32:56.712-06:002010-02-01T08:32:56.712-06:00"...and everyone knows the UK shuts down ever..."...and everyone knows the UK shuts down every time it snows"<br /><br />Actually, a stiff *breeze* blowing in the wrong direction can be pretty catastrophic...<br /><br />;)<br /><br />xxx<br />'BertaRobert Swipehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08111821104822486044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-45678575649519935592010-02-01T05:02:53.001-06:002010-02-01T05:02:53.001-06:00CP, Ah, it'll be just like prison, then. And ...<b>CP</b>, Ah, it'll be just like prison, then. And they'll become food for the polar bears and walruses in Greenland!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-17828311980641507662010-02-01T00:50:26.022-06:002010-02-01T00:50:26.022-06:00Yes, do send them to Greenland. They are all alcoh...Yes, do send them to Greenland. They are all alcoholics and rapists up there and I see no danger adding to that mix but let's keep them up there.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-82271472016500140282010-01-30T17:25:15.287-06:002010-01-30T17:25:15.287-06:00IDV, I think it's about time that Sasquatches,...<b>IDV</b>, I think it's about time that Sasquatches, Wookie immigrants, and other non human, intelligent life minorities are granted the same rights and protections as all other citizens in New Texas.<br /><br />We're also in talks with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reported_lake_monsters" rel="nofollow">lake monsters</a> in order to establish their own sovereign nations to deal with local lake monster affairs, under the protection of the North Texas gov't.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-79875616727295138292010-01-30T12:38:13.474-06:002010-01-30T12:38:13.474-06:00I love the idea of Sasquatchland being populated b...I love the idea of Sasquatchland being populated by Wookies. In fact, I just love the idea of somewhere called Sasquatchland!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-54980717060216633112010-01-28T22:31:54.230-06:002010-01-28T22:31:54.230-06:00Tara, When you fly to North Texas, you have a dire...<b>Tara</b>, When you fly to North Texas, you have a direct connection! No more layovers! And flights will now serve complimentary pecans.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-26874996124932263722010-01-28T16:48:14.113-06:002010-01-28T16:48:14.113-06:00Claiming Canada and renaming it North Texas is a s...Claiming Canada and renaming it North Texas is a smart idea. When we flew to Calgary, we had to have a layover in Texas. Coincidence? Hmmm...Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-17230613356539123882010-01-28T00:10:26.612-06:002010-01-28T00:10:26.612-06:00MJ, Bring on the dumplings!
Beast, We are impleme...<b>MJ</b>, Bring on the dumplings!<br /><br /><b>Beast</b>, We are implementing a system to deal with trouble makers: We will exile them to Alaska to live with Sarah Palin.<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>, I take it your hockey stick is in the shop, eh?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-69090585986855265632010-01-27T11:16:17.709-06:002010-01-27T11:16:17.709-06:00*chases after Beast with lacrosse stick**chases after Beast with lacrosse stick*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-11820135588722014752010-01-27T09:45:57.369-06:002010-01-27T09:45:57.369-06:00***slaps Miss MJ***
Wash your mouth out you filthy...***slaps Miss MJ***<br />Wash your mouth out you filthy baggage.<br />Miss MJ will soon be one of your loyal subjects Mr E....that will teach youBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-56745019463943078932010-01-27T08:51:17.988-06:002010-01-27T08:51:17.988-06:00Did someone mention pierogies?Did someone mention pierogies?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-4038363073130810562010-01-26T22:59:32.347-06:002010-01-26T22:59:32.347-06:00Scarlet B, I luv the Olympics! You get to meet all...<b>Scarlet B</b>, I luv the Olympics! You get to meet all sorts of wonderful people from the world over!<br /><br />I'm sure they can fit a lot of people over in Cornwall and Wales. And if you need more space, then it's time to get back Aquitaine and Calais!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-29107033727987004202010-01-26T10:07:58.789-06:002010-01-26T10:07:58.789-06:00I think the other Olympics is coming here sometime...I think the other Olympics is coming here sometime soon. There has been talk. I don't know where we're going to put everyone up.<br />Anyhow, perhaps you could invade us then?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-8951077557683489692010-01-26T01:46:18.750-06:002010-01-26T01:46:18.750-06:00Princess, I luv the Olympics--actually, I like the...<b>Princess</b>, I luv the Olympics--actually, I like the summer games much more than the winter games, because of the variety of fun, fantastic sports. But when it comes to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Olympic_Winter_Games_figure_skating_scandal" rel="nofollow">scandals</a>-- <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Winter_Olympic_bid_scandal" rel="nofollow">bribes</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/02/15/sports/olympics-figure-skating-ice-dancers-struggle-to-prove-legitimacy.html" rel="nofollow">crooked judges</a> and backstabbing, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonya_Harding#The_Kerrigan_attack" rel="nofollow">evil scheming competitors</a>--nothing tops the winter Olympics! I can't wait for this year's scandals!<br /><br />Please, go ahead on feed the animals; that way, they won't be hungry when I start my conquest, er, visit of Australia. Blue ringed octopus...aka Octopussy, my fave of the Roger Moore 007 Bond films! I wanted to live on the island of women--those acrobatic, hot, sexy warrior women! <br /><br />I look forward to barbequed emus and kangaroos. I'm packing some bug spray and a flyswatter. I may have a beach party and invite all those media whores for a swim--hopefully, the sting rays and Great whites will be in attendance.<br /><br />Thank you the tea! I like it hot or iced, please.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-880467629483495132010-01-25T22:51:34.944-06:002010-01-25T22:51:34.944-06:00Dear Eros,
What a lovley thought, Your excitement ...Dear Eros,<br />What a lovley thought, Your excitement about the winter olympics is admirable considering Texas has no snow.<br />I'm just off to feed my great whites, box jellies, poisonous snakes and crocodiles in anticipation of your arrival.<br />Oh... and did I mention the Blue- ringed octopus, which will leave you breathless in seconds, Emu's and Kangaroos will give you a nasty kicking and Cassowarys have been known to kill unsuspecting tourists in defense of their young. Not to mention the Trapdoor and Redback Spiders. And Sting rays are pretty good at identifying "over the top" media tarts.<br />I'll just pop the kettle on shall I?Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-77263696285912382962010-01-25T08:23:20.640-06:002010-01-25T08:23:20.640-06:00Ponita, Half coffee and half hot chocolate sounds ...<b>Ponita</b>, Half coffee and half hot chocolate sounds like a fantastic drink!<br /><br />As for brining in snow to Vancouver for the skiing events, yeah, I saw that, too, on the news. El Nino is back! It's fascinating to me how they're going to bring in all that snow by helicopter. That's a lot of snow to haul! I would think that having snow is the most important requirement when choosing a place for the winter Olympics. <br /><br />You're right, a 130ft hill is better than nothing! And it's 5ft taller than the highest elevation in Houston.<br /><br /><b>Donn</b>, We've been preparing for integration with the Great White North for decades now. Americans have come to rely on Canadians for delivering news, hosting games shows, and entertaining us. And American tv/films showing in Canada were done to make Canadians identify (and tolerate and adapt to) American culture--we think it's working! Now, if you manage to take back Celine Dion, we will pull back and stay within our own borders.<br /><br />NBC sure will lose 200 million--the first 100 million will go to Conan, while the 2nd is lost advertising revenue when the audience starts tuning out NBC late night!<br /><br />We'll do better than give you notice of the conquest. We'll give you a ride to Australia as we move to take over them, too! Just as soon as we relocate the Great Whites, the box jellies, the poisonous snakes, and the crocodiles.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-31450889965029087522010-01-25T01:08:24.771-06:002010-01-25T01:08:24.771-06:00HAHAHA!
I apologise for my abscence but I have bee...HAHAHA!<br />I apologise for my abscence but I have been parked on Facebook for a month and have almost worn out my welcome :)<br /><br />Look we fully expect Uncle Sam to march up up here so that's why we are rushing the legalisation of gay marriage and marijuana and anti gun laws to make it as unpalatable as possible.<br /><br />Conan said that NBC expects to lose about $200M on the Winter Olympics..I believe that because, well, who the hell watches them?<br /><br />If you would be kind enough to give me a day's notice so that I can move to Australia that would be awesome.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-19861219405684542062010-01-25T00:45:24.556-06:002010-01-25T00:45:24.556-06:00Luv Timmie's!!! Half coffee, half hot chocolat...Luv Timmie's!!! Half coffee, half hot chocolate.... best there is. <br /><br />Aren't they having to make snow for the skiing events? Don't know why they picked a place that rains all winter (all year, in fact) other than the fact that it has real mountains.<br /><br />Unlike here... We have Springhill just outside Winnipeg, with an ear popping elevation of 130 feet...<br /><br />I know, I know... I died laughing when I first heard of it too. But people actually go there! When you live in a place that is literally as flat as a table top, you take what you can get.<br /><br />I, myself, have never set foot (ski) on it... and never will.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-32737735741266396462010-01-24T22:20:34.357-06:002010-01-24T22:20:34.357-06:00Savannah, We sure do! And we can even take the tr...<b>Savannah</b>, We sure do! And we can even take the train all the way up there--a nice alternative to the airport. We could even sample the famous Canadian cuisine of picked beaver and some seal flipper pie. And we could try out that famous Canadian restaurant, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Hortons" rel="nofollow">Tim Hortons</a>.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.com