tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post4937060317744225772..comments2024-03-23T04:43:21.740-05:00Comments on Eros Den: How to survive a Haunted Houseeroswingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-68143216664057076572009-11-04T04:39:19.426-06:002009-11-04T04:39:19.426-06:00Beast, They'll be surprised all right!<b>Beast</b>, They'll be surprised all right!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-3084732813456373952009-11-03T12:16:37.865-06:002009-11-03T12:16:37.865-06:00As I clatter off on my high heels in my blonde wig...As I clatter off on my high heels in my blonde wig and strap on comedy breasts......someone is in for a nasty suprise...he he heBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-34856758733311520552009-11-03T01:02:53.919-06:002009-11-03T01:02:53.919-06:00Tara, That was very smart of you to stick with the...<b>Tara</b>, That was very smart of you to stick with the tour guide. Being lost and alone makes one a very easy target. And you know the tour guide knows all the exits if you have to flee!<br /><br /><b>XL</b>, I think we'll all get out alive if we stick with Ponita! At least we know if we get injured, she's got other skills to keep us alive.<br /><br /><b>Snooze</b>, Buffy would definitely be a kick ass person in the haunted house; however, her character in the Grudge sucked!<br /><br /> She just laid there and watched the creepy killer ghost slither down the stairs. I kept thinking, come on Buffy! Don't just stare! Kick that ghost's ass! And I was also thinking, Why isn't your boyfriend using his alien powers like he did in Roswell?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-15293058029510258162009-11-02T12:00:11.349-06:002009-11-02T12:00:11.349-06:00I'm sticking with Ponita. She's also got t...I'm sticking with Ponita. She's also got that big Viking ax thingy.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-47182669030392367392009-11-02T07:46:47.450-06:002009-11-02T07:46:47.450-06:00These are very helpful tips. I actually did go int...These are very helpful tips. I actually did go into an allegedly haunted prison three times for a ghost hunt. I went with a bus full of other crazies, so I was not alone. Nor did I want to get separated from the tour guides.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-23062027225653198582009-11-02T04:00:35.606-06:002009-11-02T04:00:35.606-06:00Donn, You're exactly right about Hollywood chu...<b>Donn</b>, You're exactly right about Hollywood churning out the same old plots! That Paranormal one looks interesting. For the past few years, if I want to see creative, original horror films, I have to look at the Japanese films and other Asian films. Those people can make some really disturbing but fascinating horror films!<br /><br />But to this day, the scariest movie I've ever seen was Jaws! Because there really are man eating sharks out there!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-77226768443393494942009-11-01T22:51:30.969-06:002009-11-01T22:51:30.969-06:00HA that was great.
Every time I watch a Horror/Sus...HA that was great.<br />Every time I watch a Horror/Suspense Thriller-Chiller type movie I am astonished that the audience all expect those rules to be followed? We know exactly who is going to get bumped off and we're yelling at the screen DON'T DO THAT YOU IDIOT!<br /><br />Especially when someone says I'll check the basement to see if I can find the fuse box and get the lights back on HELLO!?<br /><br />Or the Blonde freezes at the foot of the stairs while the others keep going. Oh COME ON!<br /><br />The formulaic features that Hollywood keeps churning our baffle me..I'm interested in seeing that INDIE flick.."Paranormal Activity" was made for less than $15,000 and has grossed a whopping $65.1 million and counting!!<br />Now that's scary :)Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-44805211201979831592009-11-01T04:58:03.925-06:002009-11-01T04:58:03.925-06:00Don't worry, IDV; there are always some horny ...Don't worry, <b>IDV</b>; there are always some horny college students who think it's so cool to investigate a haunted house. I believe they're called idiots! The human gene pool would do well without their contributions.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-76629198255783771292009-10-31T16:27:47.602-05:002009-10-31T16:27:47.602-05:00Blast you, Eros! You and your ruddy tips. How am...Blast you, Eros! You and your ruddy tips. How am I supposed to lure people to their doom now?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-18565023117333575552009-10-31T08:25:17.479-05:002009-10-31T08:25:17.479-05:00MJ, The only people who can really run in heels ar...<b>MJ</b>, The only people who can really run in heels are hookers fleeing from cops! And because they're hookers, they always get killed in the haunted house!<br /><br />I don't know if CP can run in heels...or if he is a hooker for that matter ;)<br /><br /><b>Scarlet B</b>, Smart thinking! It's always the ones who think quick on their (sensibly shoed) feet who survive!<br /><br /><b>Savannah</b>, Now that's an excellent reason not to go into a haunted house! There's no alcohol in the haunted house! Why waste time running for your life in the haunted house when you could be running a drink tab at the bar?<br /><br /><b>Ponita</b>, A flamethrower is a good idea! Yeah, we need strong people on the team to survive the haunted house--No wimps! That includes whiny men, too!<br /><br /><b>Kapi</b>, It always rains or the sprinklers go off at the haunted house when someone in their underwear walks in. Now we're all going to see your nipples and jewels through your wet underwear!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-88119897307549471462009-10-31T06:29:52.528-05:002009-10-31T06:29:52.528-05:00What was that bloodcurdling scream?
Oh, I must go...What was that bloodcurdling scream?<br /><br />Oh, I must go and investigate it - all alone at midnight in my underwear.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-84342971228770666342009-10-30T22:22:52.250-05:002009-10-30T22:22:52.250-05:00I'm the Xena, Warrior Princess type. I may hav...I'm the Xena, Warrior Princess type. I may have big boobs but I don't wear heels and I'm not a dumb blonde.<br /><br />A flame thrower is handy too. ;-)Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-12268250050975540352009-10-30T17:21:39.323-05:002009-10-30T17:21:39.323-05:00stay drunk, sugar! that's the advice i'm f...stay drunk, sugar! that's the advice i'm following! xoxoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-83002116222260474762009-10-30T16:19:22.985-05:002009-10-30T16:19:22.985-05:00For the next 24hrs I am not a big boobed blonde we...For the next 24hrs I am not a big boobed blonde wearing heels. I am in disguise so I won't be killed first. I am also wearing crocs.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7906051794067626825.post-74213063605988869642009-10-30T14:54:04.724-05:002009-10-30T14:54:04.724-05:00You can't run in heels!
You put that bit in f...<i>You can't run in heels!</i><br /><br />You put that bit in for CyberPete, didn't you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com